joke

[sweeto]

a mAn was giving a long speech in a party.he!s wife also there and she gave a note to him which stated teh word KISS.happilly the man concluded his speech and asked the to go in a corner for teh kiss.the wife said i meant keep it short stupid as your speech was so boring.

[darreinjhony]

1. A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.
“You’ll get your chance in court,” said the Police officer.
“No, no no!” said the man. “I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I’ve been trying for years.”

2. First man: I am so miser that I went alone for my honeymoon and saved half the money.
Second man: That is nothing, I saved full money. I sent my wife for honeymoon with a friend.
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